Crossing Europe

Conrad & Crab - Idiotic Gems

1 hr. 25 min. | Romantic Comedy | Pegi 13

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Detectives Conrad and Crab favour unconventional and largely ineffective investigative methods that somehow have a habit of paying off. Perhaps that is why they find themselves temporarily reassigned to a small town in north-eastern France, where seemingly nothing ever happens apart from the annual gem fair. Tasked with what appears to be a straightforward case, the bumbling pair inadvertently uncover a far-reaching criminal network. Beneath the trappings of an absurdist detective comedy lies an affectionate love letter to small-town communities and eccentric outsiders. Following in the absurdist tradition of Quentin Dupieux and Bruno Dumont, the film had its world premiere in the Harbour programme at the International Film Festival Rotterdam.
Claude Schmitz

Claude Schmitz

Born in Namur, Belgium, in 1979, Claude Schmitz is a theatre director, screenwriter and filmmaker. His stage productions are regularly presented across the Belgian arts scene, while his films have screened at Cinéma du Réel, Cannes and FIDMarseille. His latest film, Conrad & Crab - Idiotic Gems (2026), had its world premiere at the International Film Festival Rotterdam.
Languages
French
Subtitles
Lithuanian, English
Original title
Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines
Produced
2026: Belgium, France

Film information

Director
Claude Schmitz
Producers
Jérémy Forni, Benoit Roland
Screenplay
Claude Schmitz
Music
Thomas Turine
Cinematography
Florian Berutti
Cast
Rodolphe Burger, Francis Soetens, Anne Suarez, Samia Lemmiz
More information
www.imdb.com

Screenings

Friday, 6 November

21:00

Forum Cinemas Vingis · 6

Saturday, 7 November

18:05

Forum Cinemas Kaune · 4

Tuesday, 10 November

18:50

Forum Cinemas Vingis · 12